Andy Cohen Gushes Over Olympic Pole Vaulter Anthony Ammirati’s “Enormous C***”: “He Won The Gold In My Eyes”

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Published Aug. 5, 2024, 11:45 a.m. ET

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Andy Cohen is tuned into the 2024 Paris Olympics — and French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati’s “enormous cock,” in particular.

Ammirati, 21, went viral over the weekend when his giant bulge ruined his chances of winning a gold medal by knocking down the pole he was leaping over, thus resulting in his exit from the Olympics.

“I need to lead with the real top story. The real top story is the Olympics. And there’s only one story to talk about at the Olympics. And that is the French pole vaulter, who’s being affectionately referred to as ‘Le Baguette,'” Cohen said on this morning’s episode of his Sirius XM radio show Andy Cohen Live.

Cohen explained to listeners that Ammirati’s “enormous cock touched the bar” and knocked it over.

“It either sabotaged him or saved him. Because we are all talking about this gentlemen,” Cohen said, noting that Ammirati would probably make “more than” $1 million in one day if he joined Only Fans.

According to Cohen, the commentators were acting as though they didn’t “know what happened there.”

“His dick got in the way!” Cohen fired back. “What do you, like, honestly! Lean into this.”

While Ammirati didn’t win a medal, Cohen cheekily added, “He won the gold in my eyes.”

Like Cohen, social media users had a field day with the unfortunate (or, in some cases, fortunate) performance.

“French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati fails to medal after his Male organs knocked the bar over,” one wrote on X (formerly known as Twitter). “Wow, even though he lost the game, in a way, he won his life.”

Another added, “Somebody tell Anthony Ammirati to stop stealing all the baguettes from the Olympic Village. Man is out here putting the ‘pole’ in pole vaulting.”

Someone else said, “When you’re about to win an Olympic medal but your massive d*ck gets in the way while the whole world watches in slow motion,” while another commented, “Spend a decade training. Counting every calorie. Measuring every vital. Getting 8.15 hours of sleep every night. Only to lose out on an Olympic medal because your dong wasn’t tucked. Devastating.”

Andy Cohen Live airs every weekday at 10/9c on Sirius XM’s Radio Andy station.